😱 Ask a Human Being

The most terrifying method of information retrieval known to introverts. Proceed with caution.

Step 1: Find a human being (check local parks, offices, or family gatherings)

Step 2: Make eye contact (warning: this may cause discomfort)

Step 3: Open mouth and produce sounds in recognizable patterns

Step 4: Wait for response while maintaining awkward silence

Step 5: Process verbal information (no Ctrl+F available)

Step 6: Say 'thank you' even if answer was completely wrong